Conversations With Erica

Me:  What was the best thing that happened at school today?

Erica:  I have three boyfriends.

Me:  Did anything happen that made you feel sad?

Erica:  Yes, I wanted more boyfriends.*



Me:  Erica can you sort the washing for me?

Erica:  Sure thing Mum.  How would you like it sorted?  Largest to smallest?



* boys who are friends